the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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