fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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