Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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