i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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