just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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