He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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