what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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