i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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