what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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