You're so nebulous sometimes
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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