Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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