why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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