His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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