how can u be prego again
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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