Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
