If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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