Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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