I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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