I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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