he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you didnt know i had herpes?
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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