rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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