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(818): View more from California

So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana

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(519): View more from Ontario

due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong

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(313): View more from Michigan

What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been

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(573): View more from Missouri

This couple is walking their pig around campus

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