hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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