Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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