make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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