So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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