How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
did you just send me my own nude
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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