You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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