I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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