She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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