some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
