i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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