I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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