What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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