I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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