Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
