is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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