yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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