Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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