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Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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