I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Randomize
