how hairy? two words: wookie tits
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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