a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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