If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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