You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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