Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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