I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
