We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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