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i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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