So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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