apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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