You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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