No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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