Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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