I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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