were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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