Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you have to choose: penises or morals?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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